Yarn Porn

Everyone has seen those hilariously awful photos from knitwear catalogs of years gone by with hideous, hideous jumpers and stockings and vests and other things which should never have been knitted. They are usually poorly posed and feature people of questionable attractiveness in settings that are either kitsch or have nothing to do with what they're wearing. This one however, takes the tasteless synthetic wool cake. Seriously - what is going on here? Are they swingers at a ski resort?! The guy about to go down on the marshmallow looks like he's enjoying it just a little too much. As does the guy who seems to be facilitating the marshfellatio - he seems overly eager to push these two together. Feel free to make up your own porn dialogue for this picture: