Tomes for These Tough Times

Given that it's a recession and that everyone needs to look at ways to cut back on their spending, let me present to you a wonderful book by Matt Pagett called, "Make Your Own Sex Toys". Unfortunately, the 'look inside' option on Amazon isn't showing any of the finished pieces by Matt and the cover doesn't offer many clues either. A tape measure? A detergent bottle? A lump of something? The beardie weirdie with the cylinder isn't giving anything away either.

Mr Pagett sounds like an interesting man. Here are some titles of his other books:

"What Shat That? A Pocket Guide To Poop Identity"
"The Best Dance Moves In The World ... Ever! 100 New And Classic Moves And How To Bust Them"

Also interesting are the books Amazon lists as "Frequently Bought Together", i.e. books often bought at the same time people buy Matt's book:

"Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight" by Imah Goer
"The Little Book of Wanking: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief" by Dick Palmer