One-Legged Fury

Heather "Batshit Crazy" Mills' ex-fiance has claimed living with Heather was "terrifying" and worse than the most savage thunderstorm. And he should know. He's just finished filming a documentary called Nature's Fury. Perhaps Sir Paul got off lightly with paying out £24.3 million to the self-deluded harpy. At least he escaped with his life.
Still, both are preferable to the Russian woman who blew off her boyfriend's penis with fireworks...