Stuck for a Xmas gift for the man who has everything? Why not order one of these bottles of German testicle washing shampoo? Who knew you needed special shampoo for the boys? BTW, "Eier" is German for "egg"...Available online here.
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Xmas Gift Suggestion
Stuck for a Xmas gift for the man who has everything? Why not order one of these bottles of German testicle washing shampoo? Who knew you needed special shampoo for the boys? BTW, "Eier" is German for "egg"...Available online here.
Monday, 16 November 2009
I'm Living In A Box. I'm Living In A Cardboard Box.
To enhance your inner-city suburban chic and at the same time assuage your guilt, why not buy one of these cardboard box quilt covers? Not are they only hobo-vogue, but 30% of the profits go to Centrepoint, the UK charity for homeless young people aged 16-25. These are real cotton covers with a photographic print on them.And yes, if anyone's wondering, I would like a set for Xmas. Queen size please.
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
SS FC?
I would not wish to say that the British education system is in trouble, but in a recent survey, one in twenty schoolchildren though Adolf Hitler was the coach of a football team. They also thought:
• Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park,
• The Holocaust was a celebration at the end of the war,
• The SS stood for Enid Blyton's Secret Seven, and
• The Blitz was a European clean-up operation following the Second World War.
Still, I imagine Adolf would be much more personable and pleasant than Jose Mourinho...
• Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park,
• The Holocaust was a celebration at the end of the war,
• The SS stood for Enid Blyton's Secret Seven, and
• The Blitz was a European clean-up operation following the Second World War.
Still, I imagine Adolf would be much more personable and pleasant than Jose Mourinho...
Monday, 9 November 2009
People of Walmart
This has to be one of the funniest sites on the internet I have seen in a long time. Is it cruel and wrong to laugh at the less fortunate? When they dress like this, hell no.
Best. Review. Ever.
Frank Zappa once said, "Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read." This review, however by Bill Walker from Vice magazine is a stroke of genius:
Krazy Baldhead - 'The B-Suite'
This is an unfocused electro record dressed up as a highbrow cross-genre experiment just because it was farted out by a French guy with a jazz background. When I was seven, I pooped in my hand at a family reunion at Lake George and told everyone it was baby dinosaur turd I found in the woods, but the only one who believed me was my cousin Lawrence and that was only because he's retarded.
Krazy Baldhead - 'The B-Suite'This is an unfocused electro record dressed up as a highbrow cross-genre experiment just because it was farted out by a French guy with a jazz background. When I was seven, I pooped in my hand at a family reunion at Lake George and told everyone it was baby dinosaur turd I found in the woods, but the only one who believed me was my cousin Lawrence and that was only because he's retarded.
Wednesday, 10 June 2009
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Literal Genius
For those too young to know, remember or care, music videos were a lot different in the 80s. Having progressed from shooting the band on video against a bright, white screen some companies created more complex narratives using traditional film-making techniques. To begin with, these were quite often literal translations of the lyrics of the song. (See Cold Chisel's Flame Trees). However they soon moved on to bizarre nonsensical visual ramblings quite possibly fuelled by the sheer amount of cocaine floating around at that time. Recently, some very clever people on the interweb have been retrofitting lyrics to these video clips and making literal genius. Enjoy this literal version of 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart':
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